The removal of my cardiac muscle through my rectum

Not me out fer a rip when I have plans in an hour

me more cowboy than you

SAN MATEO STRIDES, feat. Chid

San Mateo, feat. Chid

The breeze coupled with the warm weather, bright sun, smell of sunscreen, and sand makes it feel like I’m at the beach

Anyway I turned a corner and obscured by the curb was a rattlesnake right next to where I was stepping. My heart skipped 6 beats and then took a vacation through my ass as I gasped what I assumed would be my final, unpoisoned breath: a mix of fear, shock, and surprise, as I thought it was too early in the year for the danger noodles to be milling about. I prepared for the weeks of agony I’d experience in the hospital assuming I even got the anti-venom in time. After what was longer than an eternity but less than a second, I took my next step unscathed. Mf got run over

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The removal of my cardiac muscle through my rectum

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The removal of my cardiac muscle through my rectum

Not me out fer a rip when I have plans in an hour

me more cowboy than you

SAN MATEO STRIDES, feat. Chid

San Mateo, feat. Chid

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